when you’re sick…
Posted by: danthemenace on: September 7, 2008
It’s been a really long time since I last posted anything…
Secret to…
Posted by: wwc76 on: August 28, 2008
Yes, Jaded Jeremy (as I’m known elsewhere) has discovered the secret in minimising disappointment (or so he likes to think wuahaha). It’s not easy as it takes lots of conscious effort.
Time to cut down
The Swan
Posted by: omeprazole on: August 23, 2008
Ok fine, another MADtv video. Heh. But I just want to share with you guys some funny stuff. Haha.
Checkin’ In…
Posted by: hturtdekan on: August 22, 2008
How are all my QQ knights doing? Guess everyone’s been busy huh. :p
Man Almost Loses Penis Humping Steel Bench
Posted by: Nivek on: August 10, 2008
- In: Funnies
- 3 Comments
This news caught my eye and I nearly laughed my socks off! Good weekend news to perk up the week! Apparently, this was a real thing that happened and reported on HK news! hahaha!
Man Almost Loses Penis Humping Steel Bench
Last night in Hong Kong, the police received a disturbing call from a man in trouble.
Xing, a 41 year-old man, was calling from LanTian park in the middle of the night. The lonely and disturbed man had apparently thought it would be fun to have sex with one of the steel sit-up benches around the park.
The bench has numerous small holes in it, which Xing used to attempt to satisfy himself. However, once he became aroused he found that he was stuck and could not get his penis out of the small hole.
He panicked and called the police to help him.
When police arrive they found Xian stuck face down where he had been stuck for some time.
When doctors arrived on the scene they tried to release some of the pressure by removing some of his blood, but the penis was so swollen that they ended up having to cut the entire bench free and take it, with Xian attached, to the hospital.
4 painful hours later, Doctors finally separated Xian from his bench.
Doctors stated that if he had been stuck for even an hour longer, they would have had to remove his penis.
Lets just say this is probably one bad date that Xing will never forget.
** See the link for pictures! **
hahaha
The Election
Posted by: omeprazole on: August 5, 2008
For the fans of Rihanna…
The Songs
Posted by: omeprazole on: July 21, 2008
Ok, Mr Omeprazole is bored so he shall share with you guys some of his favourite songs. 
Test yourself…
Posted by: Nivek on: July 14, 2008
Just for a kick, something else I got sent to me…
Those of you who have had your A levels, are you bright enough to finish this in one minute? Write your comments, and i’ll post the answers soon 
Funny things Singaporeans do…
Posted by: Nivek on: July 14, 2008
Got this in an email. Thought I’d share. Laugh, but aint it all true?
1. Nite – Sleep with air-con; Day – Bathe with heater on
2. Day – Cannot Wake up; Nite – Cannot Sleep
3. Cigarettes – Convenient to buy; not convenient to smoke
4. Chewing Gum – Can Chew, Cannot buy?? (Restrictions on buying)
5. Smell Of rubbish besides letterboxes; Rubbish inside Letterbox
6. Private Cars – Cheaper & Cheaper to Buy, harder & harder to Maintain
7. Education – Teachers teaching Less but expects students to learn More
8. High-tech barbaric singaporeans – know how to use state-of-the art equipment, but dunno how to use a simple dustbin or a toilet
9. There are quite a number of rich/poor in spore – They have Car, Credit Card, CPF …. but no Cash and lots of loans
10. Translation is needed between Singaporean Chinese and Mainland China Chinese
11. S’porean never like to vote, but like to complain
12. Half Sporeans rushed to buy Hello kitty, but the other half busy killing stray cats
13. Public Bus – Half the Crowd squeeze in front section of the Bus, Second section is for Carrying Ghost
Writing on the wall
Posted by: wwc76 on: July 13, 2008
I have yet to meet someone who truly loves his job. You may find it hard to believe but that’s probably due to what we meant by “love”. Put it this way: if money is not an issue (but you still have to work) and if you have a free hand in choosing any job you like (i.e. free from any constraints), will it still be your current job? If the answer is “no”, then it’s highly likely you don’t truly love your job.
I’ll always remember a very closely related quote from a friend: “If I enjoy working, then it’s no longer work. It’s called hobby”.
R21 Mr Bean…
Posted by: Nivek on: July 12, 2008
- In: Video
- Leave a Comment
Beware this is not for minors!
National Day Song 2008
Posted by: Nivek on: July 12, 2008
- In: Eyecandy| Video
- 2 Comments
Since it is near our national day, here is for all u out there! Enjoy the eye candy too yah! Our famous boy next door!
The Show
Posted by: omeprazole on: July 10, 2008
Hello everyone! I am back! Haha. Apologies for the absence. A bit busy with some activities. (Nothing kinky though) =S
Anyway, I hope everyone’s doing well. (I see that the blog has been rather un-updated for quite a while now) I know we are all busy with our own lives but hey! I am sure we can have a little somthin’ somthin’ to blog about. 
Singapore Zoo June 08: Part 2
Posted by: wwc76 on: June 28, 2008
Continuation of Singapore Zoo.
Again, photos taken by Derek and sent to me by William. Thanks guys!
Finally, a proper zebra crossing.
- the dreamer: wow! i never realized how ppl like us have in common. i also went through the same experience. i had a friend whom i helped and eventually, i learn
- wwc76: Lol omg guess what? I was just singing this song in the kitchen right before reading this post. I prefer the movie version though. I have the soundtra
- Legolas: That song is like the ultimate voice within every gay man that they want to tell the world.
Sweet, Sugar, Candy Men!
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