Here are some funny (I think) incidents/quotes that I have from my friends and my young tuition kid. Haha.

Incident 1: My Funny Primary 3 Tuition Kid

I asked him to do his workbook while I was flipping through another workbook looking for other questions for him to answer. He suddenly stopped doing and asked:

Tuition Kid: What’s a cork?

Me: *thinks of how to explain* Hmm..

Tuition Kid: Is the one you and I have? I mean, the ‘cock‘? *laughs*

Me: =.=”” NO! *laughs* Why would they put that in a Primary 3 Workbook?

Tuition Kid: I don’t know. Then why is it also called a penis?

Me: Penis is the formal/scientific term for it. Cock is the slang for it.

Tuition Kid: Oh. Same as ‘dick‘ right? *cheeky smile*

Me: *stunned* Yes. (How come he knows all these???)

 

Incident 2: The Group

Just last night, I was out with *Tyrone and *Lionel and we were just hanging out at Starbucks Vivo City while waiting for Lenny to go clubbing at St. James. He was actually trying to persuade me to go but I did not want to. 

Anyway, while we were there, we definitely saw a lot of ajs walking around. Oh well, it’s a ‘Fabulous Sunday’ anyway. So while we were sipping on our drinks, a group of ajs arrived. I initially did not see as my back was facing them. 

Lionel: Look at that group of ajs, all different one.

Tyrone: Ya lor. Got ang moh, malay, chinese, and don’t know what else lah.

Me: Oh is it? *looks out for them*

Lionel: Haha. They all having orgy later lah. That’s what you call ‘Multi-coloured Sex‘!

Me: *laughs* No lah. It’s called ‘Racial Harmony‘

*burst of laughter from our table*

Incident 3: The Reason

This was also last night. The three of us, before we went to Vivo, were at Secret Recipe at Plaza Singapura. (I just remembered how tough their Chicken Cordon Bleu is! Argh!) Anyway, we were talking about clubbing because Lenny was trying to persuade me to go with him.

Lionel: (asks Tyrone) Have you ever hooked up with some guy from a club?

Tyrone: Yeah. Once. With some friend’s friend’s friend. LOL.

Me: Wah. Really arh? So you woke up at the person’s bed? =X

Tyrone: Yeah. I was drunk and high mah. He said we’ll go for a drink and voila! End up waking up on his bed. =X

Lionel: So happening! How often do you do that?

Tyrone: =.=”’ It’s not that I do it purposely lor. I think it happened like once for the past few years.

Lionel: Oh like an annual thing huh?

Tyrone: No lah. Just so happened.

Me: Ya lor. Who in the right mind would have like a ‘Wake up at Someone else’s Bed Day‘? *laughs* =.=”’ You think they would like go clubbing with the aims of getting hooked up and go home with someone else and make it an annual thing meh? 

*laughs*

Me: So it’s like, ‘Oh, today’s my annual Wake-up-at-someone’s-bed Day! I need to go clubbing and get hitched and wake up on their bed!’ =S 

Lionel: You won’t know. Some people do it every week.

Me: Hmm. That’s true. *laughs*

Alright. That’s it for me. Have a good week ahead people!